Cookie Thumper, off the Fatty Boom Boom album, is Die Antwoord’s obscene ode to naughty Catholic girls. Directed by Ninja, the video features Yo-Landi as a uniformed schoolgirl getting into trouble. The kind of uniformed schoolgirl who would metaphorically and literally set her uniform on fire. This music video includes black cats, illicit sex, girls behaving badly, watersports, and a lot of Yo-Landi looking really really hot.
YO-LANDI VI$$ER is a cute young ORPHAN GIRL who has a big crush on a bad-ass GANGSTER BOY called ANIES.
ANIES has just got out of PRISON. INSIDE prison ANIES runs with the notorious NUMBERS gangs.OUTSIDE prison ANIES runs with the UGLY AMERICAN street gang.
YO-LANDI thinks about ANIES day and night, hoping he will come visit her soon.
Sure it’s fun to fuck with the DARK SIDE.
But careful what you wish for…YOU MIGHT JUST GET IT!COOKIE THUMPER – Lyrics
THERE ONCE WAS A LITTLE GIRL
WHO HAD A CRUSH ON A BAD, BAD BOY
BUT WHEN THAT BAD BOY GOT OUT OF PRISON
THAT LITTLE GIRL’S ASS WAS IN BIG, BIG TROUBLE!DAAI BRA ANIES HY’S N FOKKEN GAM BRA
HAAI! DAAI ANIES HY LAM INNIE MANG JA
‘KEN SY MY NOMMER?’ XHA! BOY WHAT’S YOUR NUMBER?
TWEE SES? TWEE SEWE? OF IS JY N AG BRA?
Translated:
THAT BOY ANIES, HE’S A FUCKIN GHETTO BOY
ANIES CHILLS IN JAIL
‘DOES SHE KNOW MY NUMBER?’ NO! BOY WHAT’S YOUR NUMER?
26? 27? OR ARE YOU A 28?THROW DEM DEVILISH GANG SIGNZ IN DA AIR
START GIVING IT UP 4 LITTLE EVIL ME
MY FINGERZ R GREEN COZ IM A MEAN DOPE FIEND
IM WICKED LIKE MAD D.O.G
FRESH LIKE A LITTLE DARK G.O.D
YO-LANDI VI$$ER GOT DA HYPEST FLOW
START TALKING IN TONGUES WHENEVER I GET STONED
MUDAFUCKN MINDZ GET BLOWN
EVERY TIME I RAP IN2 DA MICROPHONE
MY ZEF ACCENT IZ VERY FOREIGN
WHEN I SPEAK OVERSEAZ DEY GO: I BEG YOUR PARDON?
U CAN’T GET ME LIKE ERIC CARTMAN
NAUGHTY LITTLE KITTY GO MEOW
YES DADDY, I’M A BIG GIRL NOW
JAS LITTLE DEVIL MAKE YOUR DICK GO WOW
CHEA BOY! YO-LANDI VI$$ER IS HOT STUFFDAAI BRA ANIES HY’S N FOKKEN GANGSTA
HAAI, DAAI BRA ANIES HY LAM INNIE MANG JA
‘KEN SY MY NOMMER?’ XHA! BOY WHAT’S YOUR NUMBER?
TWEE SES? TWEE SEWE? OF IS JY N AG BRA?
Translated:
THAT BOY ANIES, HE’S A FUCKIN GANGSTER
DAMN! ANIES IS CHILLING IN JAIL
‘DOES SHE KNOW MY NUMBER?’ NO! BOY WHAT’S YOUR NUMER?
26? 27? OR ARE YOU A 28?DAAI BRA ANIES HY DROOM INNIE MANG JA
VAN MY PUNANI, JA JYS LEKKER JAS BRA
VINGER IN JOU HOL IN, NXA! HAAL UIT DIE GANJA
JA PAKKIE ZOL IN! KLAP IT SOOS N RASTA
Translated:
THAT BOY ANIES, HE’S DREAMING IN JAIL
DREAMING OF MY PUNANI, YEAH YOU HEAVY HORNY BOY
FINGER IN YOUR ASS, NICE! WHIP OUT THE WEED YOU SMUGGLED IN
JA ROLL IT UP, LIGHT IT UP, HIT LIKE A RASTAI RHYME TIGHT! TIGHT! TIGHT! TIGHT!
SPARK MOSH-PIT SHIT COZ I RHYME SO HYPE
PUT ME IN FRONT OF SUM1 I DON’T LIKE
I GO PUNCH! KICK! BITE! FIGHT!
I’M KRAY-KRAY LIKE O.D.B.
YO-LANDI DOWN WID O.P.P.
I SMELL LOVELY COZ I DON’T EAT MEAT
2 MUCH BUBBLY DEN I GO PEE-PEE
LOOK OUT HERE CUM LITTLE EVIL ME
I GOT A ITCHY LITTLE NEED 4 SPEED
RAP ON DA BEAT LIKE A HI-SPEED CHASE SONG
I GOOI ROOI! NO MUDAFUKIN BREAKS ON
ALL DEZE POP SONGZ SOUND LIKE DA SAME SONG
I BURN DEM! JA MUDAFUCKA FLAME ON!
BOW DOWN 2 HER MUDAFUCKN MAJESTY
NO RAPPER OUT DERE AZ BAD AZ ME!SNY JOU KOEKIE!
SNY-SNY JOU SNOEKIE COOKIE!
Translated:
CUT YOUR LITTLE CAKE
CUT-CUT YOUR LITTLE FISHY CAKE
CUT IT-CUT IT- HEY KITTY KITTY KITTY!
CUT IT-CUT IT- HEY KITTY KITTY KITTY!DAAI BRA ANIES HY’S N FOKKEN GAM BRA
HAAI! DAAI ANIES HY LAM INNIE MANG JA
‘KEN SY MY NOMMER?’ XHA! BOY WHAT’S YOUR NUMBER?
TWEE SES? TWEE SEWE? OF IS JY N AG BRA?
Translated:
THAT BOY ANIES, HE’S A FUCKIN GHETTO BOY
ANIES CHILLS IN JAIL
‘DOES SHE KNOW MY NUMBER?’ NO! BOY WHAT’S YOUR NUMER?
26? 27? OR ARE YOU A 28?DAAI BRA ANIES HY’S A FOKKEN GANGSTA
DAAI BRA ANIES HY’S VARS UITIE MANG JA
WYS HOM PUNANI, WAARS JOU COOKIE THUMPER?
GEE HOM PUNANI, MAAR HY SOEKIE BUM BRA!
Translated:
THAT BOY ANIES, HE’S A FUCKIN GANGSTER
THAT BOY ANIES, HE’S FRESH OUT OF JAIL
SHOW HIM PUNANI, WHERE’S YOUR COOKIE THUMPER?
GIVE HIM PUNANI, BUT HE WANTS MY BUM-BUM!DAAI BRA ANIES HY’S A FOKKEN ROU BRA
EK BLOM MET ANIES LEKKER OPPIE SOFA
HE LOVE YO-LANDI COZ IM BLONDE ALL OVER
MAAR YOH! DAAI ANIES HY HOU VAN MY BOUDE!
Translated:
THAT BOY ANIES HE’S A FUCKIN RAW BOY
I CHILL WITH ANIES NICE ON THE SOFA
HE’S LOVES YO-LANDI COS I’M BLONDE ALL OVER
BUT JEEZ! THAT ANIES, HE REALLY LOVES MY BUM-BUM!Artist: Die Antwoord
Album: Donker Mag
Label: ZEF Recordz
Directed by Ninja
Cinematography by Alexis Zabe
Guest cinematography by Paul Gilpin
Edited by Saki Fokken Bergh
Post production by Left
Produced by ZEF Filmz in association with VICE
Serviced by Elfstone Pictures and Reeleyes Films
Wardrobe by Gabrielle De Gersigny
Art Department: Kezia Eales and Shaun Baskind
Titlez and Grafik D-Zine by Poesbek aka Leri Muthafukn Greere
Special thanks to our lovely AD, Lalage Avis, for keeping the ship afloat during the storm.
And to Kimpossible for you know what girl Xxx
Salute!