I had a chance to chat online with Messy Stench, the girl behind www.craptabulous.com and her clothing line, Dumpstar Designs.
Hey there
shit, yarr matey
Hey did you do he Flash on your site
oui oui monsignor.
Cool
i did and do everything on the site. Though, hopefully, that’ll change soon. It’s all about interns. aw yeah….and vibrating devices. I mean…..uh…IT’S LEGAL, I SWEAR
So i take it you make a decent enough living to be able to hire interns?
fuck paying those bastards….it’s all about the experience of being one of the craptabucrew…and this site sucks enough juice out of my frigid anus in the first place.
So let’s start with the site, i guess.
yarr…
What do you use the site for? Just to promote modeling or do you do other things?
holy balls! do i do other things….alright. i can talk forever about what i can do, but the site wasn’t started to promote modelling AT ALL…I wanted to see how much money i could make off of selling my crusty panties. BWAA HAA HAA!!! What a trip that site has put me through.
How so?
I’ve gotten some opportunities that i normally wouldn’t have. that’s how i started modelling…which has created all these OTHER fucked up opportunities for me as well.
Fucked up opportunities?
just a few hours ago, a new york hypnotist conducted a hypnotizing assistant interview over the phone by hypnotizing me in my living room.
did that work?
i had my friend videotape it so the dude didn’t get my credit card info or anything..hee hee, It kinda worked. hypnotizing is sorta’ like meditating, you’ve got to practice to do it right and there are no tangible results at first.
Yeah, so i’ve heard
i kept busting out laughing though, which was a problem. Sometimes you have to think of me as a five year old with a libido.
Did he make you act like a chicken or anything crazy?
naw, tried to do this thing where my arm would stay rigid and i couldn’t move it and that didnt’ work. but i’m also a stubborn asshole, so if anyone tells me i can’t do something, i try my hardest to prove them wrong.
i’ve got ants in my pants…
So do you act or do music or anything besides model and sell panties on your website?
illustrator, web designer, singer in an electro band, fashion designer, model, radio personality, dj, photographer, and rampant socialite. I guess, when it’s all laid down, it doesn’t look like much, but fuckin’ hell, i run myself ragged…it’s great. If i came home to endless hours of nintendo ( or whatever game is most popular right now ) or some crap sitcom or masturbating for 10 hours, i’d kill myself.
That’s a lot….
yeah. messystench.com will be a portfolio-type-site when i find the time to develop it. Right now it’s all girlie and assed out. ( the site ) but soon that will all change!! BWAA HAA HAAAAA
so tell me about the band and the radio personality stuff
i need to go do some jazzercise for a few minutes, i’ll be right back to answer that. i am a spaz….hold on.
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okay i’m back…..God, i’m the gaywad with the palm pilot, cel phone and earpiece, rockin’ out to itunes. hee heeee. I need to put my butt-warmer on…hold on and i’ll answer your question. We keep the house at 65 degrees, but my station is right next to a window that leaks snowdrifts into the room.
nice
okay. So the band is me and my electro-freakout friend, tobias berblinger, which sounds like a homosexual nazi name, but he’s really like an italian puppydog that smokes a lot. He makes beats and rocks out on keyboards and a bass and i sing vile and disturbing lyrics over electro-beats and distorted shit. it’s great.
i can respect smoking a lot. What’s the name of the band?
he’s really fun to work with and we’re putting out some shit that is fucking cool. name? that’s something we’re still rolling around on our tongues…but it’ll be something unexpected and probably disturbing.
do you play out?
we’re not planning on being accepted into any proper familial settings. hee hee ha. We will when we’ve got a solid backbone…we’re just starting out. we just met a few months ago.
holy crap, my ass is on fire. Christ…so about the radio dj thang… i’ve had a show with the art institute’s radio station for about 4 years now…it started out broadcasting throughout one dorm’s tv station. it was cool though, cuz’ you had the option to include video with your broadcast, so i’d play hardcore porn. The security guards loved me there….since the station was all over the lobbies & shit. Pissed a lot of people off though…porn and me talking over it, being a general asshole.
so are you going to the Art Institute now?
no, i graduated from that place a year ago. So…then a few semesters later, they got all this kickass equipment and broadcast over the internet. that’s where “craptabulous” came from. I was so bad at it when i started out, that my show was called “crap”, but then i added the “tabulous” when my ego started gaining mucho fatto. And now it’s all tied in nicely. I’ve done a few local dj gigs too, mostly for art faggy shit. Which is always fun cuz’ those types get rattled so easily. the first time i spun for this snooty gallery, and so i played only 80s booty bass, real disgusting shit like UTFO, 2 live cru and jam pony express
The last show i played was in another art gallery and a lot of weird shit was going down and a lot of the performers weren’t happy with how the thing was arranged. i didn’t quite know what to think, but i always love to test people’s limits….so i was supposed to headline and i don’t beatmatch, so it’s not that interesting to watch. So I printed out this huge cartoon of my head and made a ghetto stand for it and made a cd comp of the music i was going to play and got a disgruntled performer to set it up for me. Then i left so there was a huge cutout of my head with a spotlight on it, with “i’m too sexy” in spanish blasting out the speakers with all these paying art fags sitting around it, wondering if something else was supposed to be happening….it was great. and i still got paid. wee! love that shit.
Go to digitally imported hard house in itunes….got a good song on now.
itunes? you got a mac?
yup….love the little guy too…upgrading soon and i’m so excited to tear my baby apart and play with his insides.
good girl
oh yeah, during my day job i run a mac computer lab which involves minor tech work and managing a staff team. I’m a total geek.
word to the geeks
do you know what a red sock is?
a dog cock?
nope. it’s better.
what?
a red sock is when you’re fucking someone in the asshole, and when you pull out too fast, their anal lining becomes detached from their insides and comes out, wrapped around your cock like a red sock.
No way…
BWAA HAA HAA!!!!
i didn’t know that could happen…
it’s only something someone told me… but it’s nice to fantasize about.
STATS
Height: 5’6″
Eyes: Grey/Green/Blue
Hair Color: blue/green/black dreds, short blue/black bangs
Measurements: 36a/27/34
Weight: 1
Link: craptabulous.com
